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Your stories are amazing, Mrs. D.

2
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Oh, please.

3
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Call me Paula.

4
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Okay, Paula.

5
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It's not too weird, is it?

6
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I just feel more comfortable calling you
Mom.

7
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Oh, God, Mom. Don't remind me.

8
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What's wrong?

9
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I mean, you are my mother -in -law.

10
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It's normal, isn't it?

11
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It makes me feel over the hill.

12
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Well, I can promise you, you're not.

13
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Oh.

14
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Well, you do find me attractive.

15
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You hesitated.

16
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Look, yes you are. It's just weird.

17
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What if Katie comes home?

18
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Oh, I don't think Katie's been home for
a couple of hours yet.

19
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Besides, I think she'd be pleased since
you're flattering her mom.

20
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Making me feel good?

21
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You think so?

22
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I know my girl.

23
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Aww, you're cute.

24
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You really are shy, aren't you?

25
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I'm just intimidated.

26
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Me?

27
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Intimidating? I've never been good at
talking to attractive girls. I can never

28
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cope or...

29
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flirting with me or not.

30
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You are flirting with me, aren't you?

31
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What if I am?

32
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I don't know if we should.

33
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Come on, it's just flirting, don't be
cute.

34
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Well, you're touching me.

35
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Oh, am I?

36
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Yes. It's just that you're such a
handsome boy.

37
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And my Katie has had such wonderful
things to say about you.

38
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Does she?

39
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Oh, you have no idea.

40
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She's told me, and I quote, you're the
most

41
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generous lover she's ever had.

42
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I do like going down on her.

43
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Well, it just makes me curious.

44
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I suppose.

45
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What if?

46
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No, no, we shouldn't. It's a bad idea.
No, please tell me.

47
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Well, I was just wondering if maybe you

48
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could go down on me.

49
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I knew what it felt like.

50
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She just said you're a one in a million
talent.

51
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Wouldn't she be mad?

52
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I don't think so.

53
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Why else would she brag about it?

54
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I guess you're right.

55
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sure she won't be mad, right?

56
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I promise.

57
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hmm hmm

58
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um um

59
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Oh, shit.

60
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Just like that.

61
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It's a lot. Yeah.

62
00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:10,900
Oh my god.

63
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Once you're right there, do you mind if
I close it?

64
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You want to eat on top of it?

65
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Yeah.

66
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Oh, that beautiful cup deep inside.

67
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It's so funny.

